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nostalgiaultra:

Great things to say during intercourse:

  • Yes, this is agreeable
  • Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
  • What a surprising twist!
  • Aren’t human beings remarkable?
  • Splendid.
automotivated:

Spyker (by Apemantus)

automotivated:

Spyker (by Apemantus)

kanyewesticle:

whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired

kanyewesticle:

whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired

fat-amy-for-president:

my daughter will wear this shirt on her first day of kindergarden

fat-amy-for-president:

my daughter will wear this shirt on her first day of kindergarden

Slinky cuff

Slinky cuff