Meewmowslife :3

c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

rnetropolis:

180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

gotta come fast

hitmonchan:

i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture

dorkyalfred:

i was in a shop today with my best friend and we were looking at posters and there were these girls next to us, also looking at the posters, and they had obviously flicked past a poster of two girls kissing or something because one of them squealed ‘ewWWW  LESBIANNSSSS!!!’ and i cringed slightly then my best friend grabbed me and kissed me right in front of them and they both just stood there staring at us with their mouths wide open

baby-tiiigress:

iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

To the ones I’ve been to, most of the time they do…

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job